The Foundational Theory of Strip Clubs

I was watching an old Jeff Foxworthy stand-up set on Comedy Central a few weeks ago. Here's the gist of one of his jokes.


"Women, because you are complex creatures, you make the mistake of believing that men are complex too. We're not. But I hear you talking together and saying things like ' I just wish I knew what he is thinking'."

"I'll tell you exactly what men are thinking. Here it is"

"I want a beer and I want to see something nekkid"

"That's it. From 13 to the grave that's all we're thinking."


I concur with Jeff. And I postulate that from this simple truism was born the Strip Club.