"Where Do You Want to Put It"

It was a new town.

work, eat, sleep. Or try to sleep. What hotel am I in again? Insomnia ....... Party in the next room at 2 am spilling thru the walls. zzzzzzzzzz Again. Again. Again. Work, eat, sleep. Or try to sleep.

I know it's there. I found it in the yellow pages the first night I was here. "Nightclubs". the big ad. Am I going? Not tonight. Maybe some night. 8 pm. I'll just watch some tube. Hockey playoffs? 9 pm - HBO? Late night. 11pm Daily Show with John Stewart. 11:30pm. Screw it. I'm going.

It's a gift really. A quick glance at a phone book map. 30 miles on unfamiliar roads. And I drive straight to it.

Pay the cover. What time is it? 12:15 am - closing time is 2. Do I need a table? No, tonight the tiprail is enough. I'm just killing time anyway. Different vibe to this club. It's a small club really, made larger by mirrored walls. One stage, a figure 8, with 2 poles. A long bar opposite. A balcony level. VIP upstairs opposite. OK, I understand the layout.

Time to learn the culture. I take a seat at the tip rail. The decision I hate, which beer? Killian's - my usual. And I tune in.

To the lovely lady on stage in front of me. Beautiful blonde, shoulder length hair, blue bikini. Dancing slowly for me. She sees me. Not just dancing by me or staring past me. She sees me. And I appreciate her with my gaze. how do I tip here? Let's watch the others. No help. Let's ask dancer. "Where do I put it?" "Where do you want to put it?" So I discreetly tuck it in her G-string strap. And she smiles sweetly at me. 2nd song I get more aggressive. Bill in my teeth, she removes it with breasts. Soft cradling breasts. Again the sweet smile. A connection.

I scan the crowd. There's a party in the balcony - 3 couples watching the action. A second group comes in and finds the balcony also. 2 couples and a single girl. A pretty girl. Not flashy. Keeping her head down. Red top and a ponytail. Looking around cautiously.

next dancer - Amerasian. Very sexy but distracted. Phoning in her set. She turns on the smile for a minute as she sits in front of me hanging her legs over my shoulders. I play dumb. "Where do I put it" "Where do you want to put it?" I sense a pattern here. I tuck it in the front of her panties as she giggles. Nice hot kiss on my cheek. Back to the distracted dance.

I watch ponytail girl. She's not having much fun. The party couples are getting frisky.

Beautiful tall blonde dancer with a silk white skirt over her biking bottoms. Vigorous dance around the pole swinging her long, long legs and stripper heels over our heads. Almost decapitates the dude next to me. "Get over here and shake that ass!" he says. And she does. Takes her time turning around on the small stage and putting her legs out around him and then shaking her ass right under his nose. her beautiful rounded cheeks peeking out from under the skirt with the upskirt panty peek. Sweet. She swings over to me. "Where do I put it?" "Where do you want to put it? Front or back?" Oh, definitely back. And that cute ass swings back to me and I tuck it in the string. I'm liking this game.

Ponytail girl and I lock eyes several times. I'm wondering if she'll come sit with me at the tiprail. Now that's a dangerous game. How would I make that happen? She'd be having more fun at the tiprail. Party couples are now in fullout lapdance mode in the balcony with all 3 girls riding their guys.

Silk skirt blonde stops by, massaging my shoulders. "Would you like a dance?" "I think I'll just watch the stage tonight. But thanks."

Asian dancer. Sexy. Pert tits. Flawless skin.

Ponytail girl and I catch eyes again. Maybe I should send her a dancer. Buy her a lapdance. Maybe.

Black dancer. Staring at me. "Are you asleep dude? What's wrong with you man, you're in a strip club. Wake up". Should I tell her about the insomnia? No. "You've woken me up. Where do I put it." "Where do you want to put it?" Legs over my shoulders. Reeeeal close in. Taking the bill with her breasts. Slapping me vigorously with those breasts. Kissing my cheek. Now I'm awake.

Party couples leaving. Amazing brunette devouring her boyfriend on the way out. Hot, hot kisses at the bar. Beautiful slinky dress hugging her shapely ass. Get a room already. Not really. I like watching them. And they're out.

Blonde dancer. Very tall. Very pretty. Verry, Verrry young. Is she out of high school yet? "Shake that ass" yells guy next to me. " I don't have an ass" says dancer. And she's right.

And ponytail girl finally lights up. The group coming in the door is apparently the group she was waiting for. She meets them at the bar for animated partying. Oh well, that fantasy's over.

Maybe I should get a private dance after all. "Last call". Where are all the dancers. They're all dancing. Where's blue bikini? Silk skirt blonde walks by. "Can we dance?" "I'm sorry, I have a committment". I waited too late. Not my best night, but fun just the same.

Back out into the night. The long night. And the anonymous room. And the wait for exhaustion and sleep.

Just like tonight. Made me think of it. When will exhaustion come tonight? Please, soon. There's work tomorrow.