Stepford Strippers

New city. New club. It didn't take me long to find it. Once on a busy weekend night. Again on a slow weekday night.

I'm amazed at how different strip clubs are from each other state to state. This one is different enough that it takes me a while to puzzle it out. I'm not even sure I would call it a strip club. It's more of an erotic dance bar. There's a stage, of course. A long elevated stage with a rail well above customer level. Seats around the stage are almost at eye level to the stage floor. And there are tables away from the stage. And pool tables - 5 in all. For all intents and purposes it's mostly a bar. With one difference.

The dancers. Beautiful dancers. One after another. All strikingly, stunningly beautiful. Almost Stepford Stripper beautiful. Can there be this many beautiful women in one bar?

But it's not just the dancers. Despite the subtitle on the sign - "A Men's Club" - the bar is full of beautiful girl customers. My Girl-Dar is pinging off the charts there are so many cute girls in the bar. Couples actually. But the guys are invisible to my Girl-Dar.
I noticed it when I first sat down. At the end of the bar were hot twin blondes and their dates. Pulled right up to the tip rail, tipping and admiring the dancers. I looked around over the next hour and I count 16 couples in my half of the bar, all with cute girls. Six couples playing pool. Two couples at side tables. Eight couples at the stage. Really, I couldn't keep my eyes off of them. The twins at the rail. The hot blonde with the tight jeans and bare midriff shooting stick with her equally hot friends. The two girls at the side tables pounding down the beers and ogling the dancers. And the two dressed to kill dolls that are really, really, really into tipping one of the dancers. (All 3 of them huddled up and whispering and smiling. College friends? My imagination is racing at the thought of the hot sorority party that awaits after her shift. Ok-back to reality).

And then I figure out the rules. No lapdancing allowed. No touching the dancer at the tiprail. Pasties on nipples and the G-string stays on. The dancers are escorted out the stage in matching black robes. They dance 3 songs. Customers set dollar bills up on stage. At the end of the songs they collect the bills and leave, escorted off to the back.

And slowly it dawns on me. Maybe that's why there are so many couples here. It's really non-threatening for the girl half of the couples. No boobs rubbed in their boyfriends faces. No pressure to let their guy get a lapdance. No pressure for them to get a lapdance. Just erotic dancing and the chance for them to openly admire pretty girls dancing. Not a bad concept. I certainly had a better time in the club people-watching all of the cute girls off stage.

Even the waitress is beautiful. La Tisha. A tall thin beauty with a cute hat pulled over her shoulder length braided pony tails. A spaghetti strapped tee into a bare tummy. Tight low waisted parachute pants, showcasing a really scrumptious derriere, tucked into high heel boots. Wow! Absolutely the prettiest waitress I've ever seen

And then there are the Stepford Strippers.

I say that in a good way. The movie "The Stepford Wives" features a town where all of the wives are made up dolls. Really pretty girls like Faith Hill. The dancers at this club could all have been in the movie. Exceptionally pretty girls. One right after another in a mesmerizing parade of tight, toned flesh.

Jade - a beautiful vixen in red leather. Tanned. Toned. Erotic to the max. Literally the most perfect girl I've ever seen dancing in a strip club. And a dancer as well. She had all of the moves. Specializing in facing away from me on all fours and teasing me with her perfectly sculpted ass.

Casey - Jade's equal in every way. Beautiful sun painted blonde hair with streaks that glow under the blue light. A matching pink "Hustler" bra and panty set that comes off to reveal a G-string underneath. Knee high white stockings into acrylic stripper heels.
Unbelievably beautiful. Tight abs. Exquisite long lean legs. Very erotic in the dance. Teasing me with her glance. Perfecting a deeply erotic submissive move with her face and breast pressed into the stage, hair cascading around her, exquisite ass high in the air and then rotating around her knees with her hips touching first left and then right of her. You have to see it to appreciate it. And I was pitching a tent to show my appreciation.

Kiera - a triplet to Jade and Casey. Beautiful ink on her stomach and calf. Slow sensous moves against the rail. Making it personal with eye contact as she shows me what a sensous tease can really be.

Jody - Sultry, sultry Jody. Covergirl pretty. Long brunette hair, plaid schoolgirl skirt set against black knee-high stockings. The bad girl. And a finely shaped ass shown to me in profile on all fours.

And I realized, as I watched this parade of beautiful girls-gone-sensously-wild rotate through their sets before me, that as different as this is (no contact in any sense) it may be even more erotic than what I'm used to. The elevated view was spectacular with upskirt peeks of shapely asses and thong covered crotches. The dancers free to be sensous in their moves. To tease me in every best sense of the tease. And I'm totally aroused by it. Casey and Kiara alternating in bring me visually to heights of unrequited arousal. Jade and Joey each making their own memorable impression.

Thank you ladies. The whole beautiful lot of you. I'll remember this city, this club, and these spectacular girls.

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Sunday, July 11, 2004
Porny vs. Non-Porny

One of my favorite non-porny things to do when I'm travelling is to arrive in a new city with no plans at all (outside of the stated purpose of my business trip) and to go find fun. You can define fun all kinds of ways and I find different fun in different cities. Beaches, restaurants, sightseeing, etc. I am very good at having maximum tourist experiences in 5 hours or less from arriving in a new city that even locals would envy. I'm fearless in my rental car. I'll go almost anywhere in any city with just a rental car map and a sense of adventure.

And so it goes this week. I got on the plane with absolutely no plans and no knowledge of the layout of my destination. 1/2 hour after arriving at a new airport in a new city I was checking into my hotel. 1/2 hour after that I was heading straight into the mountains. An hour after that I was seated at an outdoor cafe in a posh ski resort having a great meal and listening to a great folk/bluegrass band play an outdoor concert. Crystal clear evening. Blue skies and a light breeze. Gorgeous scenery. Great food. Great music. Just me.

Sure it's going to be a week of hell for business. But, trust me, I can make my own fun at night. Mostly non-porny.

Although..... 3 hours after my meal I was back in town sitting in a strip club that I've never heard of. But that's another, porny, story for another night.

Tonight I'll just enjoy the memory of my evening in the mountains.