Where Did all of the $20's in my Wallet Go?

I used to be good at budgeting my money. I could get by on $80 or so - a couple of drinks, some time at the tip rail, a couple of lapdances. Nice evening.

My fantasy was to walk into a stip club and drop $500 in an evening. I'm sure some guys do it. It's not hard to spot them, they usually have a couple of girls hovering around them.

Well I'm coming out of my binge summer and now I've done it. More than once.

Now I know what it's like to be a regular. To walk into a club and be recognized. To have most of the girls say hi to me by name. To have the waitress bring my favorite beer without asking. I feel like porno Norm!

I've lived my fantasy. And it's all I thought it would be. Now the bar is set high.