Go Vote!

Happy election day!

Whichever guy you're for, go vote! There's something truly American and thrilling about the way we choose our leadership. So don't stand on the sidelines. find a booth and pull the lever.

After you vote go find a strip club with a big screen and watch the results. Because whether your guy wins or not the girls are still pretty and you can have a good time.

At least that's my plan.